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BAN - The Assault Fork Now!


TAGS: assault forks
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:10 pm
You didn't have to say 'used', that much is obvious. Also, I find it hilarious that a self professed soldier in the Ayn 'Nothing matters but me' Rand army of selfishness is lecturing me about the trappings of one's ego. Still like you anyway JG. =)
JGalt - May 24, 2014, 1:37 pm
Perfect example. I said learned, (not used). Once again you take my words out of context... I don't need to stoop to your level, as you do to protect your ego.
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 11:40 pm
At least you're willing to admit you take my comments out of context, and project your vilifications on me. That's big of you JG, I appreciate it. =)
JGalt - May 23, 2014, 11:36 pm
and everything I learned about projection came from crankyhaid, as well as taking comments out of context...or as I politely repeat... "putting words in our mouths (saying things that were never actually said).
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 1:53 pm
I've said it once, I'll say it again... everything I learned about arguing on politifake, I learned from you JG.
JGalt - May 20, 2014, 6:40 am
and english, and truth, and logic, and reasoning, etc.
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 1:16 am
you could have left off "with sarcasm" and still would have been correct. :)
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:15 am
cranky really has a hard time with sarcasm
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:13 am
Do you have an app that changes words to gibberish so we might understand cranky?
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:54 pm
Not sure what app crank uses, it makes him think we've said things that were never put in print!
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:53 pm
There is classic Liberal projection once again, blaming others for the tactics they themselves employ with gusto.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:56 pm
sorry, that was autoincorrect, not autocorrect. It's an app I wrote that just randomly changes my words to southern
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 3:47 pm

How often do you type "gettin" that it's your default in autocorrect?
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:33 pm
*getting* d*** auto incorrect
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:32 pm
so, now you are advocating gettin rid of gun control?
crankyhead - May 19, 2014, 12:07 pm
Actually, if you look at places like Portugal and the Netherlands, the opposite has been shown to be true. Vis-a-vis the illicit drug trade anyway.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 9:15 am
It does work and it's not a myth. Look at the drug trade, once drugs became illegal, they all went away and the a**ociated crime stopped.
OTC - May 19, 2014, 12:16 am
No JG, once liberals take the guns away, crime will practically disappear, a liberal's favorite myth
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:26 pm
Also... *HONK!*
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:25 pm
Reductio ad Absurdum. A conservatives favorite tactic.
JGalt - May 18, 2014, 7:59 pm
just applying the liberal demonization upon objects instead of responsibilities for personal actions. ie take guns away, then they use knives, take knives away, then they have to take hammers away, then baseball bats, then forks, cars, ad infinitum
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:35 pm
Don't get it.


Hillary's War On Women -




SINGLE SHOT WEAPON - Doesn't mean safer than fully automatic weapon.




ASSAULT RIFLES - The semi-auto civilian model of the AR-15 is NOT one.




Liberal Moonbats -


TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining


FLAMETHROWERS - The solution to the gun control debate.




We Must Ban -


TAGS: gun control assault crockpot ban
Rating: 4.56/5

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OTC - April 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
You could say I regurgitated your irrelevant nonsense.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:17 pm
I see you dodged the question (again) with irrelevant nonsense. That speaks volumes. :)
OTC - April 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
How many people have lost limbs from firearms in the last 10 years?
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
nobody should HAVE to justify why civilians should be allowed to own semi-auto replicas of select fire (assault) military rifles. thats what the second ammendment is for, so these weapons cannot be taken away for no reason other than "they dont need them"
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
just to clarify, a**ault weapons are designed soely to LOOK LIKE and HANDLE LIKE the rifles that are designed soely for killing people as quickly as possible. there is NO VALID REASON to ban them, unless you're also banning every other kind of gun.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:51 pm
because under US federal law, they CANNOT own the same weapons that they used when deployed, because when deployed, they use SHINY BLACK a**AULT RIFLES WHICH CAN GO FULL AUTO, which ARE MADE TO KILL EFFICIENTLY, unlike SHINY BLACK SEMI AUTOMATIC RIFLES.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:49 pm
assault RIFLES are made to kill people efficiently. a**ault WEAPONS are made to handle just like a**ault RIFLES so that MILITARY PERSONEL can own a gun that HANDLES AND LOOKS the same as the guns they TRAINED WITH.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
why should people be allowed to own crockpots and pressure cookers even though they can cook things on a grill?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 10:34 pm
1) Stop the caps -- they make you look like an idiot. 2) I have asked many times, but I have yet to hear a single gun "enthusiast" give a rational reason why a civilian should own a rifle that is designed solely for killing people as quickly as possible.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM a**AULT WEAPONS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS? papafox, you're smart with some issues but i just dont understand why you think law abiding citizens shouldnt be allowed to own weapons which are used in less than 1% of all gun crime...
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:51 pm
It's selective dishonesty when you specify only rifles. More people have died from guns than from all other weapons combined.
OTC - April 22, 2013, 3:45 pm
since you want to go that route, less people have died from rifles that knives and hands, so aren't you liberals going after the wrong weapon control?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
How many people have died from crockpots in the last 10 years?


"WEAPONS OF WAR... - have no place on our streets...." President Obama




HYPOCRISY -


TAGS: prolifers shouldn t promote assault weapons
Rating: 2.2/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:19 am
Citation?


if this were used in a crime -


TAGS: nasty assault weapons all right wingers own must be banned
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:04 pm
A high capacity pocket lol
EmmaRoydes - June 9, 2014, 4:14 pm
That's not quite correct. It should be a high capacity, semi-automatic, a**AULT slingsh**.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2014, 1:30 pm
And if your pocket could hold more than ten stones, it would be redefined as a high capacity, semi-automatic slingsh**


Assault weapons are selectable for semi or auto fire -


TAGS: assault weapons civilian weapons vs liberals knowledge
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - August 3, 2013, 8:25 pm
Shh, liberals don't realize that, it means they would have to think for themselves if not for the government
terroraustralis - July 30, 2013, 6:19 pm
the government calls it "thought control"
StoneTools - July 30, 2013, 9:15 am
That's because liberals weld the selector on stupid so that it can never be switched.


It is not about the skin color -




WARLORD WITH AK-47 - According to gun control advocates.




REAGAN WAS AGAINST ASSAULT WEAPONS - But he was smart enough to know that an assault rifle fires more than one round with a pull of the trigger. Everything else is just window dressing.




EASE OF ACCESS - Then success!


TAGS: mental health vs assault weapons
Rating: 4.88/5

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ipaprime - January 11, 2013, 11:43 pm
agreed. and i have no complaints for reasonable gun purchasing restrictions


ANTI-ASSAULT RIFLE -




PUT AN END - to assault spending




A PETITION THAT MAKES SENSE? OH NO! HTTP://WH.GOV/VPS4 -


TAGS: gun violence weapon assault veteran
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - January 30, 2013, 10:30 pm
Hell no, that makes way to much sense.


WAR ON WOMEN? - How about his War on America?




AMISH BEARD CUTTING GETS 15YRS PRISON - Attack on religious groups begins, so much for freedom of religion.


TAGS: liberals assault religion
Rating: 4.33/5

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Renza - April 19, 2013, 7:43 am
That's really just kinda weak
OTC - April 19, 2013, 12:43 am
Typical, kinda like liberals don't care about black on black crimes because that can't be considered racist.
PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 8:53 pm
Wow, talk about fail. It was another Amish man who attacked him.


THE ASSAULT FORK - must be banned!




RESISTANCE IS FUTILE -


TAGS: 88mm nra assault
Rating: 3.4/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 1:13 am
Your comment of "Live free or die" suggests suicidal fighting. Many are speaking openly of resisting the legal authority of the federal government, even succession.
foxrecon19d - January 18, 2013, 1:01 am
Who is talking armed isurrection and treason except you? You need to be VERY CAREFUL who you point your finger at and accuse simply because you have been pre-programmed to do so. Again, only YOU are speaking such things. Beware of your own propaganda
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 12:48 am
Only the ACLU is composed of American citizens, and they refrained from violence, using legal arguments instead.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 12:45 am
The Democrats didn't speak of armed insurrection.
foxrecon19d - January 18, 2013, 12:22 am
Whether you agree with their politics or not, there are a lot of people who have effectively resisted OUR government:the VC/NVA, the Taliban, the ACLU. That you equate treason to 'disagree with Obama' says a lot about the degree of your indoctrination.
foxrecon19d - January 18, 2013, 12:15 am
Dude...who said anything about treason? Now, if questioning the wisdom of the federal government is, as you say, "TREASON", then what does that make Democrats during the entire Bush administration?
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
Lesson learned is: you can't effectively resist OUR government. (..and why does treason come to your mind so easily??)
foxrecon19d - January 17, 2013, 11:18 pm
Yeah, really... I was actually lucky enough to get gunner training on an 88. The 88 was an ADA weapon, so the sights are mounted HIGH on the cantle. To engage ground targets took lots of skill, luck, and a TAAAAAALLLL gunner...
Rudedog - January 17, 2013, 10:59 pm
Awesome poster though
Rudedog - January 17, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm with Foxrecon, is your message let the government take your **** and behave with no regard to the constitution?
foxrecon19d - January 17, 2013, 10:52 pm
Nice poster, though...
foxrecon19d - January 17, 2013, 10:51 pm
Soooooo... the lesson learned is do not resist the government? I prefer the non-Democrat lesson learned: "Live free or die."


HUNKS OF METAL - ... Have more sense than some people.


TAGS: ban assault weapons again
Rating: 2.22/5

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foxrecon19d - January 2, 2013, 11:45 am
An M16A2 with M203 40mike-mike launcher, an M79 "Thump-gun" grenade launcher, an M60A4E "Pig" GP machine gun....woof... I didn't know they allowed p*** pics on this site!


If guns are supposed to protect us, then who is going to protect us from those 'protecting' us? -


TAGS: assault weapons orlando shooting nra
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:50 pm
In recent days, even Bill O'Reilly (surprisingly) and the N.R.A. (more surprisingly) are turning the tide and evolving in their views. They are calling for gun-control. You're right. It IS simple. It's called waking up to reality(2/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:49 pm
Yes, it is very simple. Buy a gun, if you're nuts, you have the power now to murder a lot of people. So society has to create better laws and monitoring to regulate this power, to keep it out of the hands of the mentally ill.(1/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:47 pm
Yeah, like the voice in your head.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:37 pm
Very simple, buy a gun, protect yourself. You might learn something about guns in the process and how to use them.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:26 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon and is excellent protection against someone who want to harm you!


Hillary Hypocrisy -




Liberal Lunacy -




There Is No Such Thing As Assault Weapons -


TAGS: no such thing as assault weapons military style rifles second amendment 2a liberal democrat gun grabbers progressive anti gun goons ar15 firearms right to bear arms shall not be infringed
Rating: 5/5

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CaptMickeyd - September 3, 2015, 3:13 pm
This is true. I can make a 10-22 Reuger look like a fully automatic M-16. Doesn't make it any more dangerous than a semi-auto Reuger 10-22.


Anti-Gun Clown -


TAGS: donald trump anti gun clown second amendment 2a assault weapons ban flip flopper rino liberal in drag
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - July 10, 2015, 5:35 pm
And apparently not the Constitution!


What's Not To Love About The Syrian Rapefugees? -




Hollyweird Stumps For Hidabeast -




Why Expand Background Checks??? -




Gun Grabbing RINO Clowns -




Fat Flat-Out Liar -




The Awesomeness of Muslim Immigration -




Because, you know, Reagan was a liberal pushing a leftist narrative. -


TAGS: reagan gun control assault weapons
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 9:58 pm
Because ISIS didn't furnish or plan this attack. The shooter was trolling. What we're not going to do is further proclaim this man's faux pledges of allegiance to aid terrorist groups and further his sociopathic agenda and g@y-hating propaganda with lies.
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 9:19 pm
Why would Obama use the word "God" instead of allah in the transcript release from Orlando shooter?
fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 4:49 pm
Obama wants us destroyed? What a fairytale view you have of the world. Yeah, he's Cobra Commander
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 4:03 pm
Perfect comparison: Reagan would not have put us in this situation. Obama wants us destroyed!
fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 12:23 pm
Ridiculous comparison.
fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 1:43 am
P.S. You do realize that many consider the KKK a terrorist organization? Jus' saying
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 11:29 pm
...But Republicans in Congress won't even pass laws preventing people on terrorist watch list from buying guns. Because they/you are addicted to guns. Laughable is right. Most pathetic gun nuts are.
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 11:28 pm
You're right. Republicans bungle threats all the time. Congress makes the law. Presidents sign the law into power. If the Republicans, who run Congress, gave him the laws to stop terrorists from getting these guns, maybe these threats would be stopped
JohnGalt - June 19, 2016, 10:42 pm
and there is not bungled terror threats today? Laughable!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 10:07 pm
As for Obama, he's been decent. He caught Osama where Bush failed. 9/11 happened on Dubya's watch. Rather than go after the culprit, he launched a failed illegal war against a run-of-the-mill tyrant,destabilizing the region and giving us ISIS.Try again
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 10:05 pm
"that was then, this is now..." Yes,Republicans used to make sense before they were radicalized by christian fundamentalism ... As for the rest,that's your most laughable bullsh*t yet. Reagan was elected because of a terrorist threat that Carter bungled
JohnGalt - June 19, 2016, 9:25 pm
that was then, this is now... wonder what Ronnie would be saying if he knew radical terrorists were walking our streets and planning attacks....nah, he'd probably would have done something to avoid putting us in that situation..


hero -




So, Rudy Giuliani... -




For defending our rights to buy assault weapons! -


TAGS: trump assault weapons ban senate
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2016, 9:05 pm

I would say the same thing about any organization that promoted any kind of racial "supremacy" it's OK to promote equality or pride, not supremacy.
ipaprime - June 27, 2016, 8:04 am
Or any other racially exclusive organization.
ipaprime - June 27, 2016, 8:02 am
So Moo+ would you say the same if a person is a member of an organization that promotes say Black or Latino supremacy?
fauxnews - June 25, 2016, 1:11 pm
No worries, Moo+. ;^) It's all good, mate ... Have a good one. Cheers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2016, 11:43 am

Also, being proud of being a member of a white supremacist organization is just about the most redneck and simple minded thing I've ever heard of.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2016, 11:41 am

Wow. My bad Faux. But in my defence, so king accusations have been your Forte in the past. Chris, stop tormenting members and changing their usernames into insults.
truthteller - June 25, 2016, 5:22 am
The nationwide cancer of hate from a conspiracy-obsessed rightwing echo chamber[and anti-Muslim sentiment]is enabled here.It goes beyond mere political debate.Politifake should stop pretending to be a fun dose of political parody.It should start being one
truthteller - June 25, 2016, 5:14 am
Sh*t.This place has become one ugly scene. It is like a Mark Fuhrman fan page. Racist conservatard jokers spew their conspiracy theories and vile without much consequence. Liberals are scapegoated.Moderate conservatives like me can only laugh at the farce
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 11:24 pm
If anything, I was just feigning indifference, saying 'Whateva.' There's bigger 'messier' things in the world to stress about. This place isn't one of them. So, nothing personal. Cheers, mate.(2/2)
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 11:21 pm
Hold your horses,mate.You said A SH*T TON,Chris!Still trying to process everything and distill it.Will answer your personal questions later. Look,in the meanwhile,thank you for being honest.In the bigger scheme of things,you didn't play me THAT badly(1/2)
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:08 pm
...P.S. Forgive the long conservation here. But you wanted to have this publicly. PMing me in private works too, mate. I'm not being any more annoying than anyone else here to not deserve the benefit of the doubt. We've all been good lately. Peace out
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:04 pm
...While I dont allege 'sockpuppeting' (read: I don't care), I DO allege meatpuppeting even if it IS unintentional.As in,multiple users in alliances singling out an user.The 'alliance' part doesnt bother me. Disrupting threads and creating confusion DOES
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 10:00 pm
....It's MORE annoying that 3+ new users will suddenly pop up out of nowhere, and engage in a cross talk strategy (answering for each other) with the consequence (or intent) to confuse and provoke veteran users into making harmless mistakes...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:52 pm
...but you would be putting words into my mouth, or pretending to read my mind, to a**ume I was making a subtle (or direct) socking 'false' accusation...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:49 pm
...Rather than being played by trolls, the remedy IMHO is clearer communication. IN OTHER WORDS: you could've just 'asked'. :-/ I was being 'lazy' in how I addressed the cross-talk by 3+ trolls answering for each other in personal attacks against me....
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:43 pm
...The remedy to this, which is the same thing I tell people on wikipedia where I mod, is to ask questions. And then let people hang themselves with as much rope as they give you...
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:40 pm
So, in other words, they (or one person) is using troll bait to lure me into the perception of committing a 'bannable' offense and I (sorta) fell for it. And so are you.This trolling strategy was used on Cannibal,to provoke him into mouthing off.It worked
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 9:30 pm
Excuse the delay, I had to dig some to see what the hell you are talking about ... I wasn't make a vague, or not so vague, accusation of socking, period. The confusion comes from some of these 'gents' stepping in to answer for each other (1/2)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2016, 8:46 pm

Hey faux....the next time I see one of your vague (not vague) accusations of sock puppeting (calling members "chris" or whatever) I'm going to ban you for a while. The length of the ban will depend on how much annoying **** you do between now and then.
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 1:55 pm
Correction. Congress gives them all the guns they want. They make the laws,the President signs the laws. Again, no evidence 4 your a**ertion,just delusion. But you have the voice in your head as a source to refute that.You Trump supporters are a riot.ROFL
fauxnews - June 24, 2016, 1:50 pm
Nah, I'm going to stick around, thanx, Chris :^) You provide no evidence, just conspiracy theory and canned attacks like "leftist narrative". Delete your campaign, Trump supporter. You're losing in every major poll BADLY. Cheers :-p
Olympusmanager - June 24, 2016, 9:38 am
They don't have to buy guns. Our president gives them all the guns they want.
JohnGalt - June 24, 2016, 6:12 am
Um "delete your account" as you have told others. Pres has funded Muslim brotherhood, the champion of Gun laws. Fast N Furious, arming drug runners south of the border. Hmmm Lib-o-crites in action!!!


American Liberty -


TAGS: mosque christians extremists assault rifle
Rating: 4.11/5

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fauxnews - June 1, 2015, 9:23 pm
Touche ;-)
Zeitguy - June 1, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yeah Muslims like to shoot cartoonists.


Ronald Reagan has spoken -


TAGS: orlando shooting lgbt assault weapons
Rating: 0/5

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Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 1:45 pm
That was before Obama!


war on women -




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